I hate this woman...

First off, and I've been wanting to say this for awhile now, Carrie Prejean is the biggest fucking idiot and hypocrite I've maybe ever seen in my life. She might even rival my good buddy George W. Well...maybe not. One of the best compliments I ever got in my life was I overheard someone say "Nobody hates George W. Bush more than that guy." 'That guy' was me. It actually made my day.
Anyway Carrie Prejean's blind conservatism makes me want to pin her down and brick in her mouth. If you can't tell, I have a problem with people who say gay people can't get married. You can throw your good book at me all you want and I'm just going to respond by throwing my fist which is backed by millions and millions of people. If gay people get married, I assure there will not be social breakdown. All that will happen is that two people who love each other will get the same rights and privileges you and I have. My main problem with conservatives is I hear them bellowing from some pious soapbox about how our liberal ways are sending modern man straight to hell only to find out their dicking a church house full of young boys while off the pulpit. I mean, come on! Fuck you. At least most of us liberals are upfront about our shortcomings and most importantly, our fears.
This Prejean piece of shit just seems to embody my hatred. First off, during the Miss America pageant, the lovely Miss California says gay people shouldn't have the right to marry. While that's enough to earn my ire I hear shit like that all the time. She defended her views as coming from a religious household and I guess God and her parents still live in the dark ages and probably sleep in twin beds. Whatever. She loses the pageant and suddenly the conserva-nuts herald her as the second coming of Christ and that she's a martyr for their way of life. She says she lost the pageant because of her conservative views and that the liberal press is to blame.
Then it comes out that the pageant paid for her breast job. Not that that's a bad thing in and of itself. It just doesn't strike me as particularly conservative. Though I'm not sure why.
So while she's labeling herself as a conservative warrior for God and straight people, pics of her surface topless. She chalks it up to a young mistake and that she was poor. Alright, fine. Unless you make money by hurting others, I couldn't really give two tin shits how somebody makes a buck. But don't act like the last American Virgin when corporations are paying for your tit job. Don't act like a Madonna when there's evidence of you being the whore.
What evidence? She put out a book recently. I haven't read it so I'll be really careful with my paraphrasing and one-sided analysis. But it's all about her being railroaded by the press and liberals everywhere. About how she wants to be a role model for young, impressionable women and what not. She makes mention to the fact that their bodies are a temple for God and that they should be careful to not feel pressured to dress sexy. Now I'm actually all for that. I do think there is too much pressure for women, especially younger girls, to dress sexy and be sexual. That shouldn't be forced upon anyone. But I don't think Carrie fake-tits Prejean has the right to say that when she's already posed nude and is actively entering fucking beauty pageants where they put you in a skimpy two-piece and make you walk up and down a catwalk! To me, that personifies selling your body!
Further, it just came out that made a home movie of a um...solo performance that she sent to her boyfriend when she was 17. Not sure but I imagine her age at the time would make that illegal. But, as it's being reported now, apparently she was actually 20. I don't really care what age she was but I do care about how in her book, she makes a mention about how pornography is bad and that young girls shouldn't be enticed into the industry or the act because they think it will make them feel sexier. Than what's sending your boyfriend a video of you flicking your bean?! Ugh. Just makes me so pissed off.
The lying!
The hypocrisy!
The horror! (in a hushed Marlon Brando voice)
The fake tits!

Whatever. I'm off my soapbox and on my way to work. I have another good story for my "countdown to 30" series I've been doing. I'll share that tonight or tomorrow. Take care.

-80T